Hetalia Headcannons

Yeah I don't know y i decided to add this topic, I just thot it'd b fun and add somethin to do I guess! ^^ Add ur headcannons!

In WWII Germany invaded Russia. In Hetalia WWII it was actually Prussia that invaded Russia, he just blamed it on West and Russia got mad at Germany making him switch to the Allies!

So uh, I like to think that Denmark likes to challenge Sweden and Finland to Christmas wars. He teams up with Norway and Iceland to see which team has the best lawn decorations before Christmas is over… Den ice and Nor lose almost every year.

Kumijiro has short term memory loss, which is why he sometimes forgets who Canada is. XD

I WANNA DO ONE!

Italy teaches Germany sexual education.

The Nordics meet up every weekend to play Guitar Hero, and Denmark's convinced that they make the best boy band ever. ^.^

Sometimes, Germany, Prussia, and Austria get together and have their own little Disco Pogo German Sparkle Party.

America can speak a little bit of every language, but knows Spanish pretty well. Sometimes he has conversations with Spain or Mexico in just full on Spanish!

If Sweden laughs, it would be a very low, very manly “TEE HEE”

This is kind of a weird head cannon, sorry. ^^"

When a country first looses its virginity a big celebration sort of happens for no reason within the country. Also all these things happen:
-a special child is born
-two children fall in love
-a teen gets their first kiss
-enemies become friends for a day
-a couple is engaged
-a couple is wed
-a couple that is getting divorced becomes a couple again
-a flower blooms in the middle of nowhere

But if a country loosed its virginity to another country all those things happen plus:
-a big tree grows in both countries and the roots of both trees are conected forever.

Yeah I know It's weird but I just thought of it >.<

Austria's always wanted to be a singer. He still practices, when no one's there of course.

America often gets Canada to do any grocery shopping, as he claims it to be “not something a hero would do". However, Canada always buys him bagged milk, which he has no clue how to get the milk out of even though Canada has explained it millions of times to him. This leads to conversations on “why the heck do you even have bagged milk anyway it’s weird."

Rome's heart lies in Rome
Italy's heart lies in Tuscany
Roma's heart lies in Naples

*Wise old man voice*

Long, long ago, the male version of the nation always had the power and control of the nation. This is why we see so many male Nations. Their nyo!counterparts still existed and still lived, but they had no power and were not officially recognized by the Nations’ bosses as a nation, because they were women. This is why so many of the nations we see are males. The only reason we see nations like Vietnam, Belgium, Ukraine, Belarus, etc. is because their male counterpart was killed and they, by default, were given “Nation Status." The only exception is Hungary. They thought she was a boy, so she was randomly picked over Mangary to be a Nation. Now, the male and female halves of the nation split their work in two, and are both equally recognized.

(Alright someone needs to make a Baltic headcannon!)

Every year the Baltic trio has a little get together at Lithuania's house called 'Freedom Day' in which they celebrate when they were freed from Russia's control. They talk, laugh, and have fun with just... peace. They end the night by pouring a whole bottle of vodka down the drain and toast with champange America gives Lith. When they clink their glasses that's when Russia usually appears...